The Male Nanny

Male nanny to the British upper-class

The Morning Paints the Bedroom in a Shade of Grey

On Monday, the five year old says:

“Guess what I am thinking about.”

I guess cars.

“Wrong.”

I guess football.

“Wrong.”

I guess trees.

“Wrong.”

On Tuesday, the five year old says:

“Guess what I am thinking about.”

I ask if it’s the same thing she was thinking about yesterday. She says yes.

I guess Shops.

“Wrong.”

I guess gymnastics.

“Wrong.”

I guess Cheestrings.

“Wrong.”

On Wednesday, the five year old says:

“Guess what I am thinking about.”

I ask if it’s the same thing she was thinking about on Monday and Tuesday. She says yes.

I guess lions.

“Wrong.”

I guess sweets.

“Wrong.”

I guess school.

“Wrong.”

On Thursday, the five year old says:

“Guess what I am thinking about.”

I ask if it’s the same thing she was thinking about on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. She says yes.

I guess TV.

“Wrong.”

I guess dressing up.

“Wrong.”

I guess karate.

“Wrong.”

On Friday, the five year old says:

“Guess what I am thinking about.”

I ask if it’s the same thing she was thinking about on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. She says yes.

I guess tadpoles.

“Wrong.”

I guess flowers.

“Wrong.”

I guess drawing.

“Wrong.”

“Just tell me!”

“Sure?”

“Yes.”

“Hammers.”


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