The Male Nanny

Male nanny to the British upper-class

Absolved

The mixed changing room is closed.

“Will you be okay on your own in the ladies?” I ask the five-year-old.

“Yeah.”

“Cool. Shout if you need me.”

She ambles in.

She shouts my name.

“What?” I shout back.

“There’s a fire extinguisher in here.”

Do not touch the fire extinguisher.”

“Okay.”

“Is there anyone else in there?”

Silence.

“Is there anyone else in there?!”

I hear the sound of a fire extinguisher being discharged, and a hollow thud as it strikes the floor.

“Yes”, comes the reply, “she just set off the fire extinguisher.”

The Male Nanny

  1. mysluggishmemory reblogged this from themalenanny
  2. dear-interwebs reblogged this from themalenanny
  3. themalenanny posted this